Madams Close Out Their 3rd Season With a VICTORY!!

The Madams want to thank EVERYONE that came out to support their girls and the visiting team, Assault City Roller Girls!

It was a blast to skate against such an awesome bunch of ladies from NY!! We all played hard, hit hard and skated great!!!

Final score 109 - 94 ( I think ) Madams took the WIN!!

Derby is over for the rest of the year, BUT...... The Madams have one more event left.... 4th Annual Jello Wrassle!!

The girls will be out of the skates and in the jello, sloshing around with each other and derby gals from the tri state area!!

Please email doomhilda@morristownmadams.com for more info.. Tickets are sold online and at the door for $8.. No one under 21 is permitted..

brownpapertickets.com is where you will find us!

Hope to see all of you there!!!

Madam's Close Out Their 3rd Season On Nov 7th vs. Assault City Roller Girls

Madams are back at it with their last game for the 2009 season.. On Nov 7th, doors open at 6:30 pm at 30 Pine Street in Morristown where they will bout against the Assault City Roller Girls.

Tickets are on sale now thru brownpapertickets.com for $10 and will be on sale at the door for $12.

Children under 12 are free. Students w/ ID and adults 55 and older are $5 a ticket..

Bring a chair as the seats fill up fast!

Come see your favorite girls, eat some pizza, listen to an awesome band - Waha Fire - and get your fill of derby before the Madam's take their yearly break until Jan 2010!!

Hope to see you there!!!!

Empanadas with Pioneer Valley Roller Derby!

From L to R: Bazooka Joe, Pink Panzer, Dee Licious, Snidely Rink Rash

"Hey, it's Bazooka Joe, we're headed back home from Baltimore and we stopped in Morristown. You around?"

Can I get a "Hell, yeah!" Our PVRD peeps dropped in unexpectedly this afternoon, so Dee and 'zilla met them at Raul's for an empanada (or two, or three...) and a chance to yak about our favorite subject, roller derby. They also had some ideas regarding our recent housing woes.

The Dirty Dozen were fresh from their bout with Harm City Homicide last night. They and their sister team, the Western Mass Destruction, are gearing up for their double header in Greenfield, MA coming up on August 22.

Thanks for dropping in, guys!

The Morristown Madams want YOU!

We're looking for skaters, referees, and support personnel! Email doomhilda@morristownmadams.com for more info!

Tweet, Tweet!

Hey, have you noticed our Twitter updates on the right hand side of the page? Yes, we're tweeting and peeping and chirping and all sorts of good stuff over at:

http://twitter.com/morristownmadam

Who's Up For a Kickball BBQ Today?

Come to the Morristown Madams' kickball barbecue fundraiser! It's running today from 11 AM to 6 PM at Lewis Morris Park (directions here), rain or shine. Show up, watch kickball, and chat up your favorite skaters!

Tales From Outside The Booth

So for the past three bouts, I've made the transition from score booth jockey to microphone jockey, breaking in my announcer voice with assists from visiting announcers Mary that Motha OH GOD (from the Dutchland Rollers), Jimmy Sharter (from the East Penn CrushBunnies), and Juliette Lewdness (from the Lehigh Valley Roller Girls).

The third time must have been the charm, because this past weekend the nervousness subsided and it finally hit me that I was right in the middle of the action! After experiencing the isolation of the score booth, it was like comparing Blu-ray to Betamax.

Here are some of the sights and sounds I experienced during our last bout against LVRG:

• The "Whoop!" sound Doom Hilda makes when she feels like her feet are getting ahead of her.
• Seeing the determined grimace of Hell Razin' Hussy, up close and personal, getting back on her feet after a painful-looking hit.
• The *smack* a Special Vixen's kneepad made when it collided with Lawless Lizzie's helmet. (This left me speechless when it happened, but Lizzie just shrugged it off and dove right back into the pack.)
• The mischievous smile on Bozie Banger's face while jamming against Chicana Bruzya and giving her the Bozie Booty Block.
• And of course, the non-stop stereo soundtrack that anyone standing between the penalty boxes gets as skaters slide in, shrugging and asking, "Why? What did I do?"

Did I stumble over a couple of calls? Sure. Did I mangle someone's derby name at some point? Probably. Have I feared for my bones because there were skaters colliding inches away from my face? Absolutely. But would I rather have some safer seat in the house?

What, and give up show business?

Special thanks go out to Ivy Illegal and Pyro-tech-nix for manning the booth!

(Photos courtesy of Jeff Boyce.)